20 Christmas Dog Puns to use this Howl-iday
These Christmas dog puns are paw-fect for the holiday season! Check out these funny dog puns full of Christmas cheer!
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What should you say when your dog keeps yapping at the Christmas tree?
You're barking up the wrong tree!
What do sheepdogs say at Chrismtas?
What do dogs say at Christmas?
What is a dogs favourite songs at Christmas?
Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
When do dogs get their presents?
On the furs day of Christmas!
Dogs hold the best Christmas parties
They know how to raise the woof!
What's a dogs favourite Christmas carol?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
Which dog melts in the snow?
What happens if a dog eats Christmas ornaments?
They get tinselitis!
What do dogs watch at Christmas?
National Lampoodle's Christmas Vacation!
It was raining cats and dogs at Christmas...
But at least it didn't reindeer!
Why shouldn't you leave a dog outside at Christmas?
They might turn into a pupsicle!
I always give my dog a walk on Christmas day
It's the leashed I could do
What do you give a dog as a treat on Christmas day?
Why was Santa's helper so hoarse?
He wasn't hoarse, he was a little husky!
How do dogs decorate at Christmas?
They deck the paws!
Where can you find dogs at Christmas?
Dachshund through the snow!
Who brings presents to dogs at Christmas?
What Santa say to his dogs?
Stop hounding me!
What do dogs chase at Christmas?
Daughter: Can I have a pony for Christmas.
Dad: The oven’s only big enough for a turkey!
What is a tiger's favourite Christmas song?
How do you wash your hands at Christmas?
With hand Santatizer!
What do you call a computer that grows on a Christmas tree?
Who gives lobsters their Christmas presents?
What does Tom say in December?
How does Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presence!
Why was E the only letter that got a Christmas present?
Because all the other letters were not E!
Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?
Because it makes him green with envy!
What did the mummy present say to the baby present?
Wrap up warm!
What's the best way to eat a Brussel sprout?
To not eat it!
Why does no one like meeting up with the snowman?
He's always so flaky!
What do you call a girl with a prickly head?
What's a Christmas tree's favourite Cliff Richard song?
Mistletoe and pine!
What's got four legs and a flashes red?
Rudolph needing his nose changed!
What sort of sprout is very good at getting stuff done?
A hustle sprout!
What bird is the best at unlocking doors?
What happens when a snowman stubs his toe?
It gets thaw!
What's orange and could beat you in a fight?
A satsuma wrestler!
What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?
What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread?
What's the Grinch's least favourite band?
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do golfers get in their stockings?
Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?
It cost a pretty penne!
Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?
They were two deer!
What’s warty and hangs from the ceiling at Christmas?
Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!
How is Drake like an elf?
He spends all his time wrapping!
Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate?
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?
How long are an elf’s legs?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What does Santa spend his wages on?
What’s red, white and green?
Santa Claus when he’s travel sick!
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday?
In a ho-ho-hotel!
Where would you find a Christmas tree?
Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four!
What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly!
What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Doctor, doctor! I’ve got a mince pie stuck up my nose!
What you need is some cream!
Knock knock! Who's there? Harold. Harold who?
Harold Angels Sing!
Knock knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Which Christmas carol is about an animal with three legs?
Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!
What is a skunk’s favourite Christmas carol?
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
What month do Christmas trees hate most?
Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?
Because it's cool!
Which athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
How did Scrooge end up with the football?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards!
What Christmas carol is sung in the desert?
O, Camel Ye Faithful!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What did the snowman say to the robin?
I have snow idea!
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers with chilly sauce!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call Rudolph with tinsel in his ears?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Rudolph cross the road?
Because he was tied to the chicken!
Why didn’t Rudolph go to school?
He was elf-taught!
What's worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?
A snowman with a fever!
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf centre!
Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?
Because it’s bad for your elf!
Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?
What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low elf esteem!
Where would you find snowmen dancing?
At a snowball!
What did the reindeer say to the elf?
Nothing...reindeer can't talk!
What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?
Let's hang out!
What kind of music do elves like best?
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas carol?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
He wasn't chicken!
Who is Santa's all-time favourite pop singer?
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an elf get?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
WHat’s Bond’s favourite Christmas snack?
What do you call Santa when he's on a tea break?
Doctor, doctor! I’m scared of Father Christmas!
You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia!
What reindeer has the worst manners?
Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?
What do elves learn in school?
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered!
What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
What happens to naughty elves?
They get the sack!
What nationality is Santa?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we'll go places!
Why is a broken drum an excellent Christmas present?
You can't beat it!
What do you call an old snowman?
How many letters are there in the Christmas alphabet?
25 - there's no L!
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter Y!
Who robs from the rich so he can gift-wrap presents for the poor?
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
This turkey tastes like an old sofa...
Well, I thought you liked stuffing!
What is the most competitive season?
Why is everyone so thirsty at the North Pole?
No well, no well!
What’s a snowman’s favourite food?
Where does Mistletoe go to become famous?
What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar?
He got 24 days!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
When is a boat just like snow?
When it's adrift!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Who forgets to put on his underpants, then goes out to deliver presents?
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!
How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
Nothing - it was on the house!
What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?
They change into puddles!
What do you call people who are scared of Christmas?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
Only one - after that, it isn't empty!
How do you know if Santa's in your house?
You can sense his presents!
Who solves crimes at Christmas?
How do you scare a snowman?
With a hairdryer!
How good is Santa at karate?
He has a black belt!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What goes 'Oh oh oh!'?
Santa, when he puts the sleigh in reverse!
What's red, white and spotty?
Santa Claus with chickenpox!
What's green and covered in tinsel?
A mistle toad!
What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What do frogs love about Christmas?
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
What is Santa's sister called?
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!