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20 Best Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

These Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Will Knock You With Laughter!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  November 4th 2022

These Christmas knock knock jokes are sure to ring your jingle bell! So get in the holiday spirit with some classics! And there's lots more Christmas jokes here! How about these classic Christmas carol jokes? Or maybe you're in the mood for some elf jokes? And if you're PINING for some Christmas tree jokes, check these out! And as always, there's loads more jokes and puns over on our jokes hub!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

Olive Christmas!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who?

Gladys Christmas!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mwah! Mwah who?

Give us a kiss, there's mistletoe above the door!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who?

Yule be sorry if you don't open this door!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cole. Cole who?

Cole me when Father Christmas is here!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Santa. Interrupting Santa wh-

Ho Ho Ho!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ava. Ava who?

Ava merry Christmas!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Holly. Holly who?

Holly Berry!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who?

Snow time to waste, let's get inside, it's freezing!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who?

Harry up and open your Christmas presents!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to know what you're getting for Christmas!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Carol. Carol who?

Christmas Carol!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who?

Irish you a merry Christmas!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Murray. Murray who?

Murray Christmas!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who?

Dewey know it's Christmas time again?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa. Santa who?

Santa Christmas card, did it arrive?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Mary and Abby. Mary and Abby who?

Mary Christmas and Abby new year!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who?

Holly days are here again!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Anna. Anna who?

Anna partridge in a pear tree!